Heres my notes for this week because its Friday night and nobody else has to be to work as early as I do Saturday am... Drinking a plenty and watching our favorite Boomer Sooner (whatever that hell that means) with the Hardcore Legend Mick Foley.
-Vicki and Edge are at war seemingly as Edge holds his ground. I hate that fucking "Excuse me" BS.
-Looks like a Shelton vs. Matt Hardy program is building as Shelton beat Hardy. I can't say I dont like Shelton getting this kind of push but at the same time being a Hardy mark. Eeesh... this isnt saying much for the WWE's opinion of Matt Hardy. Shouldnt this make MVP look weak?
-Hawkings and Ryder both wanna go down on the cripple Guerrero because she deserves someone better than Edge.. "Excuse me... someone smells of salmon" At least theres no more La Familia. I Wonder what Kerwin White and Bam Margera think of this..
-Why is MVP on commentary (and bragging about his pricey clothing) for a Kennedy vs. Domino match? Hey at least the fans are screaming with Kennedys mic BS. Kennedy is actually showing an effort in the ring again! Umaga must have a painful thumb..
-Chavo sides with Edge.. hope he punches Vickie in the face and her teeth/jaw get knocked back to normal.
-Wow, Maryse is amazingly hot. Im also attracted to femanvil and her fat legs. Cherry however is as lame as it gets. Michelle McCool also very hot and thats all you need to know about this match. OH and Nattie put on the sharpshooter and then attacked McCool. Big fucking deal. I hate that Divas title!
I guess when you mess with the best you go down with the rest Michelle.
-Chavo is stabbing both sides in the back by being two faced. Vickie sees through his BS and Chavo vs. HHH happens. Oh dagnabbit!
- Morrison rules, Miz still sucks.. Why is Hornswaggle on my fucking tv??? NOOOOOO!!! Can we kill this BS already? It makes me wanna jizz in my lucky charms in hate. NO MORE STUNNERS FROM THE MIDGET!! If I hear tadpole splash one more time I WILL cut my dick off.
- HHH and his 30 minute entrance of shit no one cares to watch (water spitting, Big nose and flexing). Oh boy HHH vs. Chavo this has entertainment not written into it. Oh thats right hes a warrior in mexican or spainish or spainardian or something. I call this match crap. I hate Kerwin White. I can't even get into this match because it involves Turds Guerrero. WHAT A SHOCKER HHH WINS!! WOW!!! AMAZING!! If Chavo didnt use that last name and had an actual decent gimmick maybe id give a shit... probably not.
-Jesse and Festus rule.. taking on the Edgeguys again. Edgeguys beat Jesse up when the bell rings and Festus cant fight back. Then they pummel the tard. Thats just not right.. Then Jesse rings the bell and look out because who knows how much barbeque Festus could actually eat? Edgeguys suck.
-STEVIE RICHARDS ON SMACKDOWN!!! And why does Kozlov have music now? I liked the silent treatment it added something new. This just fucks all that up VInce!! Wow... at least I got to see Richards for a second.. Kozlov should have NO MUSIC!!
-Chavo acts like a cunt some more.. La Familia isnt the bathhouse party it used to be. Vickie tells them all if they help Edge against Big show they will be fired. Damn I want some of that widowed disgustingness.
-Interesting main event... Big Show manhandling Edge with his hands like frying pans. Then a spear on the outside gives Edge an umm edge or something. Apparently the kendo stick is as legal as a headlock. Vickie in all her excuse me beauty is ringside and Show reminds us to be quiet when the frying pan hits someones chest. Edge bulldog off the security wall, oh ouchies. Somewhere Sandman is working for 16 dollars and free beer to use the kendo stick just like Edge tonight. Edge sleeper on Shows 24 inch neck... Soon he'll be dreaming of Conan O' Brien. He comes out of it to suplex Edge. Fromerly REdgeR. Chokeslam signal then Edge DDT.. 2 count and Edge wants to play chairs. Show punches the chair and gives Edge a boo boo. Vickie looks like a downs adult then Edge hits a low blow. Chair to Shows back..possible conchairto until Show gets up to give a choke slam. Then Vickie stops the match when Show goes to hit the conchairto only to hug Edge and suck the blood from his neck. Its like watching a lizard and a bore hug. Then Vickie and Edge makeout and make America vomit all over their genitals.. glad thats over.
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