I have to say, I was over WWE before this mania so I didn't pay ANY attention to it one bit until early '05. There was about a 6 month break from following wrestling for me due to just scheduling conflicts. The only other time I ignored WWE in the past 20 years was about 2 months into the spirit squad run for me. That also turned me completely off the WWE. It lasted 6 months on the whole Kenny, Mikey whatever deal... anyway during that run I missed HANDS DOWN the BEST Mania ever.
Wrestlemania 20: At Madison Square Gardens
How could i ignore such a show? It was hands down the best Mania EVER!! I thought Id feel all weird seeing Benoit celebrating but NOPE!! Take Goldberg and Lesnar's BS away from this (I heard they both were quitting and heard it was bad but WOW.. they scorched those two in the crowd.. RAD!!) and Victoria and Molly Holly (which was midly amusing for what it was) and EVERY match was amazing!
I had always wondered why TNA would take that Christian dude who was pounding on the mat crying to win a match and make him a main eventer. Well this show is a fine example.
RVD and Booker T with tag titles. Thats called giving your tag titles some credentials. You have to beat two former world champs to get it... Now Rhodes and Dibiase? or The Edgeheads?
The cruiser weights are pretty much ALL still there minus the jappys... sorry I miss you Tajiri! Oh and Chavo sucks
Jericho is actually better now than he ever was. The whole face thing just should never be him.
Batista kept his mouth shut and for some reason HHH had nothing to do with Evolution.... Flair kept his mouth shut too which didnt make much sense. Why was Randy Orton running the promo?
Was this The Rock's last match in WWE? Was the buffet closed?
How is Nunzio, Chavo and Funaki still working for this company when Ultimo Dragon is not?
Goldberg and Brock lived up to the big stinker I was told it was. Shameful considering Brock had to fuck himself and Bill GBG had to think he was more important than this. Austin was brilliant as always though and that saved us all.
JBL needs to get back to his APA days. He was awesome once, now eeessh.. wrong kind of heat son.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle. Fundamentally sound and perfect I loved every minute of this. I love wrestling cuz of matches like these... the odd ball classic.
Undertaker vs. Kane. Great story buildup!! Not a bad match either.. it was the return of the Taker. Too bad he wore that Freddy Kruger hat otherwise this was amazing.
GUY WHO DOESN'T EXIST really was in line for that belt. It was his turn, its just a shame he had to become a murderer. He really was wrestling, which might be a statement in itself. Great match all the way around.
BEST MANIA EVER!!!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
ECW is home this week too bad its not the same...
Yes Im watching ECW so others dont have to if they dont want to. Here is the hometown of ECWs past, Philidelphia. There is a trashy looking dude with a mustache sitting ringside wearing a cowboy hate and a black tank top. Oh you guys in Philly know how to look your Tuesday best. I think the reason Mike Adamle got hired is because he is the keeper of Vince Mcmahons old hair. Ok here goes hopefully this show is decent..
Tony Atlas, Mark Henry and Teddy Long open the show to show off the new ECW title which is all silver. I guess you need a silver belt for our favorite silverback. Then they continue to brag about the easy win over Tommy Dreamer with the help of Colin Delaney at the Bash. They then introduce Colin Delaney who comes out to claim hes on board with Mark Henry and Tony Atlas. He says he wants to carry their bags such a nice young man. Then "holla" Long tells him that he will have a match with Tommy Dreamer RIGHT NOW!!! OH heavens this is soooo ECW umm no.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Colin Delaney - Typical Delaney match and the only thing the origional ECW fans get tonight is seeing Tommy Dreamer win. Which hasnt happend since the Clinton administration... ya know when ECW was still in business.
The guy from MTVs Real World and John Morrison talk about the fatal four way match tonight for the number one contenders spot against Finlay and Matt Hardy. They claim that if they have to theyll take each other out and may the best man win. Real World boys new mowhawk with a bandana makes him look like an even bigger jar of cow jizz than he already is (how is that possible?)
Evan Bourne vs. James Curtis - Curtis was actually getting in too much offense.. he must be part of the new talent influx without officially being in it. Well I guess I cant say that since this guys been jobbing to guys like Shelton Benjamin and Mike Knox. This match was actually pretty good for what it was and anytime you can see Bourne do his perfect shooting star press its fun. Bourne wins while Chavo is on commentary... he then gets pummelled or an attempted pummell by Chavo and Bam Neeley. Bourne runs off though.. I wouldnt expect to see this match make a PPV anytime soon. Hey this is what ECW is ALL ABOUT!!! E-C-DUB E-C-DUB!!! Those poor Philly fans...
Now a segment with Ricky Ortiz talking to Tiffany that gets interupted by Teddy Long and Ortiz is talking about his marketing strategy... part of which is completely ripping off the LAX hand signal. I have a feeling im gonna hate Ortiz in the long run.. call it a hunch but this guys hair is probably why Carlito switched to cornrows.. cant have two spainards with afros or some shit.
Now a Matt Hardy promo hyping up the main event... two promos in a row? Oh well Hardy does a decent job and Im guessing he has to win this match.
Fatal Four Way: Matt Hardy vs. Finlay vs. John Morrison vs. That guy from MTVs Real World - This match was all over the place with near falls every two seconds. At one point Finlay covers Hardy.. only gets two.. then right over to Real World guy where he also only gets two. Then he decides to go after Morrison. Long story short Morrison goes for an enziguri to Hardy and misses hitting the guy from MTVs Real World.. then Hardy gets the twist of fate for the win. So your number one contender for the E-C-Dub silver belt is Matt Hardy. I think everyone saw that coming. The Silver back then hits the ramp in search of bananas with Tony Atlas at his side. He then holds his belt up looking at Matt Hardy. End of show.
Its not the real ECW and I feel bad for all those trash bags in Philly who are stuck with this. But honestly this was a good ECW show... decent matches for the most part that either progressed story or looked good. THe main event was great and all over the place. Tonights grade for a WWEs ECW show: B
Tony Atlas, Mark Henry and Teddy Long open the show to show off the new ECW title which is all silver. I guess you need a silver belt for our favorite silverback. Then they continue to brag about the easy win over Tommy Dreamer with the help of Colin Delaney at the Bash. They then introduce Colin Delaney who comes out to claim hes on board with Mark Henry and Tony Atlas. He says he wants to carry their bags such a nice young man. Then "holla" Long tells him that he will have a match with Tommy Dreamer RIGHT NOW!!! OH heavens this is soooo ECW umm no.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Colin Delaney - Typical Delaney match and the only thing the origional ECW fans get tonight is seeing Tommy Dreamer win. Which hasnt happend since the Clinton administration... ya know when ECW was still in business.
The guy from MTVs Real World and John Morrison talk about the fatal four way match tonight for the number one contenders spot against Finlay and Matt Hardy. They claim that if they have to theyll take each other out and may the best man win. Real World boys new mowhawk with a bandana makes him look like an even bigger jar of cow jizz than he already is (how is that possible?)
Evan Bourne vs. James Curtis - Curtis was actually getting in too much offense.. he must be part of the new talent influx without officially being in it. Well I guess I cant say that since this guys been jobbing to guys like Shelton Benjamin and Mike Knox. This match was actually pretty good for what it was and anytime you can see Bourne do his perfect shooting star press its fun. Bourne wins while Chavo is on commentary... he then gets pummelled or an attempted pummell by Chavo and Bam Neeley. Bourne runs off though.. I wouldnt expect to see this match make a PPV anytime soon. Hey this is what ECW is ALL ABOUT!!! E-C-DUB E-C-DUB!!! Those poor Philly fans...
Now a segment with Ricky Ortiz talking to Tiffany that gets interupted by Teddy Long and Ortiz is talking about his marketing strategy... part of which is completely ripping off the LAX hand signal. I have a feeling im gonna hate Ortiz in the long run.. call it a hunch but this guys hair is probably why Carlito switched to cornrows.. cant have two spainards with afros or some shit.
Now a Matt Hardy promo hyping up the main event... two promos in a row? Oh well Hardy does a decent job and Im guessing he has to win this match.
Fatal Four Way: Matt Hardy vs. Finlay vs. John Morrison vs. That guy from MTVs Real World - This match was all over the place with near falls every two seconds. At one point Finlay covers Hardy.. only gets two.. then right over to Real World guy where he also only gets two. Then he decides to go after Morrison. Long story short Morrison goes for an enziguri to Hardy and misses hitting the guy from MTVs Real World.. then Hardy gets the twist of fate for the win. So your number one contender for the E-C-Dub silver belt is Matt Hardy. I think everyone saw that coming. The Silver back then hits the ramp in search of bananas with Tony Atlas at his side. He then holds his belt up looking at Matt Hardy. End of show.
Its not the real ECW and I feel bad for all those trash bags in Philly who are stuck with this. But honestly this was a good ECW show... decent matches for the most part that either progressed story or looked good. THe main event was great and all over the place. Tonights grade for a WWEs ECW show: B
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Monday, July 21, 2008
Raw is good at making the champ look weak
Its Monday and time for our favorite 2 hours of ridiculousness... Will the Mcmahons restore order to Raw? Who knows? Damn these oiled up men in tights!
Batista doesnt know how to take highlights from the productions truck as we open, cuz Kanes just a silly character...
Michael Cole is not the same as JR...
Batista promo that gets interupted by JBL on the titantron of all idiots. JBL claims Batista is in charge of nothing. JBL claims hes special and he is.. in that handicapped millionare kind of way. JBL wants the next world title match and Batista disagrees with that. JBL calls himself the boss and the one in charge of Raw. JBL wants to take his torch back and claims his body isnt ready for it, seeing his physique I agree. CM Punk has had enough promo he comes out to the ring. He calls himself the king of the jungle and dont care what JBL has to say. Punk challenges Batista for his title tonight.. JBL is pissing off everyone as he whines. Punk vs. Teest tonight! Nauce.
Lance Cade makes a mockery of Shawn Michaels' music as he enters the ring. Cade promo rips Shawn apart. He tells him to come to the ring so they can have "words" words they shoulda had a long time ago... Paul London and his Reebok pumps hit the ring. Someones jobbing to Cade.. Same big shorts and same no push London... Trevor Murdock is at home crying right now. Simple win for Cade of course... Thats what Paul London gets for thinking its late 2006. Cade then introduces Jimmy Jack Jericho to the ring when calling out Shawn Michaels. Commercial break...
Jericho wants Shawn and is showing footage of why Shawn Michaels might be done with wrestling HAHAHA!! A broken back doesnt stop HBK. But an eye boo boo will? Looks like the match last night was a bloody mess literally. Jericho blames the fans for his anger towards HBK, saying Shawn came out just to fight for the fans regardless of his own injuries. Shawn is paying for his sins or some crap like that. Love this Jericho heel turn! Detached retina huh, looks like HBK is all done ummm no. Jericho berrates the fans for not backing him since he came back and matured. Jericho considers himself saved now. Jesus might have something to say about that... ANOTHER COMMERCIAL JESUS CHRIST!! SAVE ME!!
Kelly Kelly comes to the ring in her assless chaps.. Bonerfest. She is taking on Beth Phoenix carrying her no title above her head. This one is so over... WOW Kelly Kelly is learning her craft but the Glamazon wont take that.. fairly easy win for Beth Phoenix who is very hot for her size and stature.
We now got Hacksaw in his civial clothes... he mentions he might retire. A great 30 year run? What was so great about it? That music video... Hey he survived kidney cancer thats something. Apparently Rhodes and Dibiase knocked some sense into old Duggan. Lawler interupts Mr. U-S-A... and claims theres no age limit in the WWE. Duggans all smiles this week... so much more than the pain he felt last week, Lawler insures that Duggan aint going anywhere... here comes the Simply Priceless guys to verbally attack the sad teddy bear Duggan again. They tell Lawler to hang it up too and Rhodse explains that when Duggan won the first royal rumble he was 2 and a half years old. Lawler smacks Rhodes and we have a bruhaha. Looks like a Duggan, Lawler and Rhodes, Dibiase angle is brewing. JBLs music hits and a six man tag rematch from last week is coming.
JBL, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase vs. John Cena and Cryme Tyme.. Anyone who has a coat with a picture of themselves that covers that entire back of it cant be that bad. John Cena comes to the ring and realizes hes stuck on the mid-upper card now... about time. Cena and JBL start us off.. big pops for Superman then instant tag to Cody Rhodes. The faces control the match early until Ted Dibiase makes a move and tags in JBL. Jibble needs a bra... tags in Rhodes and lots of trash talking from the heels. Holy shit Dibiase actually has to spend time in the ring... he doesnt look too bad either. STILL punt to JTGs midsection from Rhodes, ouch! Decent back and forth match that culminates in Cena kicking JBLs ass when the finally get in the ring together. JBL runs away in the crowd, Cena double F.U. this ones over. CTC wins and they are indeed an oreo cookie when Cena stands in between the two Cryme Tyme guys.
Backstage segment where Cade and Jericho bump into Kane... just awkward stares while Kane carries his little baggy of mask or whatever.
Mickie James is now heading to the ring for an intergender match... I hate these things. Kofi Kingston and Mickie James vs. Paul Birchill and Katie Lea... What the women can wrestle the men in this one. About time they changed that rule. Women start out with Mickie James being super intense.. damn these two are hot. Damn Kofi can leap. This match is exciting and way better than expected. Birchill and Lea win a surprise victory.
Jaime Noble is still hitting on Layla when Batista approaches and asks if hes seen Kane. Batista is not taking Nobles smart redneck mouth when Noble tells him to go do some dumbells flys or something. He really wants to see Kane.
Highlights of the Great American Bash too bad i heard that crap was awful...
Punk now interviewed by Grisham.. Punk claims if he goes down and loses the belt. Hell do it going down swinging. JBL interupts and continues to call Punk a transitional champion and Punk claims hes already beaten him and thats in the history books. What kind of history book has fake sports in them?
Santinos the next out to wrestle... whose he wrestling (I mean losing to) this week the San Diego Chicken? Either way this should be funny. Whose gonna be "deaf meat" this week? Santino doesnt fight people with phalopean tubes so this week he demands an open challenge with a man. HOLY SHIT!!! D-LO Brown is back!! He looks the same as he always has. Beth Phoenix is now coming to the ring too... weird shit. Im down with the Broawn but poor Santinos character is getting ruined. Solid frogsplash ends it for D-Lo...oh the lo down. Beth Phoenix gets in the ring and hovers over our favorite fake italian... Beth and Santino wrestle a little bit before they break it up and start kissing each other!!! YES!!! Then they awkwardly walk away looking back at each other as they try to figure it out. SWEET!! Santino alone is a reason to watch this shit.
Main Event time: C.M. Punk vs. Batista... Before Punk even gets to the ring Kane comes in to clean Bastistas clock.. Batista having walked through miles inside a pit of danger is not hurt and Kane takes off. Punk comes down ref asks if Dave can continue... then the match happens which leads to a cluster fuck of JBL and Cena getting involved. I think we have too many main event run ins these days. C.M. Punk can't even get one win since holding the belt thats sad. I still find it funny that wherever the world heavyweight title goes, so does Batista. I wonder if hes ever even had a match for the WWE title.
This weeks Raw grade: B (The main event did nothing for me, but Santino and the rest of the show wasnt bad)
Batista doesnt know how to take highlights from the productions truck as we open, cuz Kanes just a silly character...
Michael Cole is not the same as JR...
Batista promo that gets interupted by JBL on the titantron of all idiots. JBL claims Batista is in charge of nothing. JBL claims hes special and he is.. in that handicapped millionare kind of way. JBL wants the next world title match and Batista disagrees with that. JBL calls himself the boss and the one in charge of Raw. JBL wants to take his torch back and claims his body isnt ready for it, seeing his physique I agree. CM Punk has had enough promo he comes out to the ring. He calls himself the king of the jungle and dont care what JBL has to say. Punk challenges Batista for his title tonight.. JBL is pissing off everyone as he whines. Punk vs. Teest tonight! Nauce.
Lance Cade makes a mockery of Shawn Michaels' music as he enters the ring. Cade promo rips Shawn apart. He tells him to come to the ring so they can have "words" words they shoulda had a long time ago... Paul London and his Reebok pumps hit the ring. Someones jobbing to Cade.. Same big shorts and same no push London... Trevor Murdock is at home crying right now. Simple win for Cade of course... Thats what Paul London gets for thinking its late 2006. Cade then introduces Jimmy Jack Jericho to the ring when calling out Shawn Michaels. Commercial break...
Jericho wants Shawn and is showing footage of why Shawn Michaels might be done with wrestling HAHAHA!! A broken back doesnt stop HBK. But an eye boo boo will? Looks like the match last night was a bloody mess literally. Jericho blames the fans for his anger towards HBK, saying Shawn came out just to fight for the fans regardless of his own injuries. Shawn is paying for his sins or some crap like that. Love this Jericho heel turn! Detached retina huh, looks like HBK is all done ummm no. Jericho berrates the fans for not backing him since he came back and matured. Jericho considers himself saved now. Jesus might have something to say about that... ANOTHER COMMERCIAL JESUS CHRIST!! SAVE ME!!
Kelly Kelly comes to the ring in her assless chaps.. Bonerfest. She is taking on Beth Phoenix carrying her no title above her head. This one is so over... WOW Kelly Kelly is learning her craft but the Glamazon wont take that.. fairly easy win for Beth Phoenix who is very hot for her size and stature.
We now got Hacksaw in his civial clothes... he mentions he might retire. A great 30 year run? What was so great about it? That music video... Hey he survived kidney cancer thats something. Apparently Rhodes and Dibiase knocked some sense into old Duggan. Lawler interupts Mr. U-S-A... and claims theres no age limit in the WWE. Duggans all smiles this week... so much more than the pain he felt last week, Lawler insures that Duggan aint going anywhere... here comes the Simply Priceless guys to verbally attack the sad teddy bear Duggan again. They tell Lawler to hang it up too and Rhodse explains that when Duggan won the first royal rumble he was 2 and a half years old. Lawler smacks Rhodes and we have a bruhaha. Looks like a Duggan, Lawler and Rhodes, Dibiase angle is brewing. JBLs music hits and a six man tag rematch from last week is coming.
JBL, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase vs. John Cena and Cryme Tyme.. Anyone who has a coat with a picture of themselves that covers that entire back of it cant be that bad. John Cena comes to the ring and realizes hes stuck on the mid-upper card now... about time. Cena and JBL start us off.. big pops for Superman then instant tag to Cody Rhodes. The faces control the match early until Ted Dibiase makes a move and tags in JBL. Jibble needs a bra... tags in Rhodes and lots of trash talking from the heels. Holy shit Dibiase actually has to spend time in the ring... he doesnt look too bad either. STILL punt to JTGs midsection from Rhodes, ouch! Decent back and forth match that culminates in Cena kicking JBLs ass when the finally get in the ring together. JBL runs away in the crowd, Cena double F.U. this ones over. CTC wins and they are indeed an oreo cookie when Cena stands in between the two Cryme Tyme guys.
Backstage segment where Cade and Jericho bump into Kane... just awkward stares while Kane carries his little baggy of mask or whatever.
Mickie James is now heading to the ring for an intergender match... I hate these things. Kofi Kingston and Mickie James vs. Paul Birchill and Katie Lea... What the women can wrestle the men in this one. About time they changed that rule. Women start out with Mickie James being super intense.. damn these two are hot. Damn Kofi can leap. This match is exciting and way better than expected. Birchill and Lea win a surprise victory.
Jaime Noble is still hitting on Layla when Batista approaches and asks if hes seen Kane. Batista is not taking Nobles smart redneck mouth when Noble tells him to go do some dumbells flys or something. He really wants to see Kane.
Highlights of the Great American Bash too bad i heard that crap was awful...
Punk now interviewed by Grisham.. Punk claims if he goes down and loses the belt. Hell do it going down swinging. JBL interupts and continues to call Punk a transitional champion and Punk claims hes already beaten him and thats in the history books. What kind of history book has fake sports in them?
Santinos the next out to wrestle... whose he wrestling (I mean losing to) this week the San Diego Chicken? Either way this should be funny. Whose gonna be "deaf meat" this week? Santino doesnt fight people with phalopean tubes so this week he demands an open challenge with a man. HOLY SHIT!!! D-LO Brown is back!! He looks the same as he always has. Beth Phoenix is now coming to the ring too... weird shit. Im down with the Broawn but poor Santinos character is getting ruined. Solid frogsplash ends it for D-Lo...oh the lo down. Beth Phoenix gets in the ring and hovers over our favorite fake italian... Beth and Santino wrestle a little bit before they break it up and start kissing each other!!! YES!!! Then they awkwardly walk away looking back at each other as they try to figure it out. SWEET!! Santino alone is a reason to watch this shit.
Main Event time: C.M. Punk vs. Batista... Before Punk even gets to the ring Kane comes in to clean Bastistas clock.. Batista having walked through miles inside a pit of danger is not hurt and Kane takes off. Punk comes down ref asks if Dave can continue... then the match happens which leads to a cluster fuck of JBL and Cena getting involved. I think we have too many main event run ins these days. C.M. Punk can't even get one win since holding the belt thats sad. I still find it funny that wherever the world heavyweight title goes, so does Batista. I wonder if hes ever even had a match for the WWE title.
This weeks Raw grade: B (The main event did nothing for me, but Santino and the rest of the show wasnt bad)
Great American Bash results
Well it wasnt one that would cause me to fork over my hard earned dollars but the results are important To the storylines so here they are as ridiculous as they are
(US Champ)Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin = Shelton Benjamin the new champ. I guess this makes senes even though I hate to see Matt lose it, Shelton almost needs this otherwise he looks like a big loser.
(WWE Tag Team Champs) Miz and Morrison vs. Hornswaggle and Finlay vs. THe Edgeheads vs. Jesse and Festus = The Edgeheads... another horrible decision but this title change was overdue, time for Morrison to make his singles run.
(ECW Champ) Mark Henry vs. Tommy Dreamer = Mark Henry. Im calling Henry my new favorite wrestler just because every single storyline hes been involved in has been purely awful. I mean seriously whats the good side to Henry? Hes strong? Colin Delaney turned on Tommy. Thats about all that happend here.
Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels = Chris Jericho... It was his turn to win one
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya Niedhart (for the Divas title) = Michelle McCool... she wins the tramp stamp title and I still have no explaination as to why..
(World Heavyweight Champ) CM Punk vs. Batista = Double DQ... Makes sense for them to do this. Punk keeps the title but still looks like a little bitch. Kane ruined this match which hopefully is proof hes is going to be involved in the main event picture and hopefully he'll be wearing his mask soon!
JBL vs. John Cena in a parking lot brawl = JBL... murder attempt and all wouldnt stop this one from happening. JBL comes out on top against Cena for the first time ever. I guess most of this match was taped and Im sure a total of no one gave a shit about it...good for Jibble to win a match against Superman.
(WWE Champion) HHH vs. Edge = HHH... Like Edge was going to win this shit. Hes got a brand spankin new divorce to worry about. The whole Smackdown show is going to be upside down these days.
So yeah nothing special I think the undercard matches are the surprises and hopefully Hardy will be hunting the ECW title soon because Mark Henry is just plain terrible in every sense of the word.
(US Champ)Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin = Shelton Benjamin the new champ. I guess this makes senes even though I hate to see Matt lose it, Shelton almost needs this otherwise he looks like a big loser.
(WWE Tag Team Champs) Miz and Morrison vs. Hornswaggle and Finlay vs. THe Edgeheads vs. Jesse and Festus = The Edgeheads... another horrible decision but this title change was overdue, time for Morrison to make his singles run.
(ECW Champ) Mark Henry vs. Tommy Dreamer = Mark Henry. Im calling Henry my new favorite wrestler just because every single storyline hes been involved in has been purely awful. I mean seriously whats the good side to Henry? Hes strong? Colin Delaney turned on Tommy. Thats about all that happend here.
Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels = Chris Jericho... It was his turn to win one
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya Niedhart (for the Divas title) = Michelle McCool... she wins the tramp stamp title and I still have no explaination as to why..
(World Heavyweight Champ) CM Punk vs. Batista = Double DQ... Makes sense for them to do this. Punk keeps the title but still looks like a little bitch. Kane ruined this match which hopefully is proof hes is going to be involved in the main event picture and hopefully he'll be wearing his mask soon!
JBL vs. John Cena in a parking lot brawl = JBL... murder attempt and all wouldnt stop this one from happening. JBL comes out on top against Cena for the first time ever. I guess most of this match was taped and Im sure a total of no one gave a shit about it...good for Jibble to win a match against Superman.
(WWE Champion) HHH vs. Edge = HHH... Like Edge was going to win this shit. Hes got a brand spankin new divorce to worry about. The whole Smackdown show is going to be upside down these days.
So yeah nothing special I think the undercard matches are the surprises and hopefully Hardy will be hunting the ECW title soon because Mark Henry is just plain terrible in every sense of the word.
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Friday, July 18, 2008
A Smackdown wedding reception to forget
Its Friday and the only reason to stay home until 10pm is a bunch of oiled up men grabbling and groping each other. Thats right its not gay porn...its WWE Smackdown! I want to know who the classic maker of turkeys is. Of course we still in North Carolina cuz this shit was taped on Tuesday.
Oh god I forgot its the Vickie and Edge wedding tonight... HELP!!! Maybe I SHOULD go to the bar. Highlights of these two shitheads and their love open the show. Its funny how obvious it is that Edge is grossed out by kissing Vickie.
Earlier today in the wedding... Chavo fakes out that he lost the ring. Big drink of beer for me. They are now married already and tonights the reception. La Familia is official and Ive never seen a wedding dress look so.. whats the words Im looking for? WHITE AND HUGE! Chavos best man speech is making me suicidal. Ill toast the bride and groom until Im hammered cuz this is aweful. Edge says Vickie loves her "action in more ways than one" I just threw up in my mouth. Hornswaggles music hits...more vomit.
Finlay and Hornswaggle vs. Ryder and Hawkins in tuxedos w/ Special guest referee Edge.. Edge throws the Shilaylay into the crowd and here we go. Foley claims he cant tell whose Hawkins and whose Ryder cuz of the tuxedos hahaha. Then he uses the phrase "me so horney" for Hornswaggle. Edge spears Finlay and The Edgeguys pin him its over. Throw this match away it sucked.. Now Edge and Vickie dance for the first time as a wedded couple with live singers. Dont even boo this shit just ignore it live crowd! HAHAHA Big Show interupts the dance and cuts in on Edge. Edge gets pissed and Show has a match next...
Kovlov with unecessary music, The Great Khali, MVP and Shelton Benjamin vs. Big Show... Handicapped match as in you have to be retarded to enjoy it. Shelton starts off and Im gonna go on a limb and say Show will win this one. Shows getting pummeled after the bell rings to end the match, for God knows what reason. Khali gives a treelike chokeslam (?? JR) and no winner is declared whatsoever. Was this even supposed to be a match? Another waste of time, I have a feeling at 10 I wont need to go to the bar.
-This show is off to a VERY BAD start after the first quarter!
Now Vickie is in the ring... "Excuse ME!!" She has the wrong kind of heat.. the kind where people just dont even want to see/hear her at all. Oh great its time to throw her bouquet. Michelle McCool gets tossed for attacking FemAnvil. Vickie throws it and no one catches it but Cherry grabs it. Which apparently means we get a Cherry vs. Natalya match for it. I just thought of this... no wheelchair Vickie?? Cherry has huge hits!! Nattie sharpshooter.. Nattie wins. Then Vickie starts a match against Cherry and instantly pins her. GAY GAY GAY!!
Jimmy Wang Yang fresh off the wellness suspension vs. new and flashier heel Spanky I mean Brian Kendrick. He has a brickwall looking black man bodyguard named Ezekial. The wedding party eats... Kendrick with no shorts and longer hair. Decent match with Kendrick going for submission holds... I love Yang he flies beautifully. Ezekial gives Spanky the advantage as he does a nice flippy thingy ddt for the win. Then puts his gay flashy coat back on (THAT HAS CLAW MARKS IN THE BACK!)
Mr. Kennedy getting major pops as he calls for it. I swear him and Jeff Hardy are the future.
Kennedy vs. Umaga - Umaga (jobber to the stars) uses his power game nicely but Kennedy is back to not being lazy in the ring. Umaga controls most of the match. Can his Samoan spike be considered deadly if no one has died from it? Boring nerve hold from Umaga...Kennedy takes a nap mid ring, but he does that shaking power thing to make sure he doesnt get a three count by being passed out.. but Umaga takes control right back. Great more nerve holding... Finally Kennedy offense after a failed headbut by Umaga.. then an enziguri-like roundhouse. But the Samoan spike gets Mr. Kennedy. Umaga wins.. damn that was a good match for what it was.
Edge is the new Slim Jim spokesman... the company just must have a thing for rasslers. OOOOOHHHH YEAH!!! The commercial is wretched!
John Morrison and That guy from The Real World on MTV vs. Jesse and Festus... YESSSS!!! FESTUS!!! One of the best tag teams taking on a tag team with John Morrison this match should be fun. Oh lord the bell rang and Festus is ready to kill someone but Jesse starts off against Morrison. Festus gets tagged in quickly and does a Kane like chop to the neck.. I wonder why? HAHA! The Miz is more retarded than Festus...and a bore to watch in the ring. Can you believe Festus is only 24? Seriously not kidding. Great match until Miz does his little reality check thingy for the win after Festus kills Morrison on the outside. Damn shame here. Miz is about as good as cold can of beefaroni, I wish he was still wearing that rodeo clown outfit.
More Raw highlights cuz ya didnt get enough of those during ECW. At least its only once during this show...I think. Again attempted murder and no mention of Cena's condition on this show.
Theres the mention.. he avoided disaster and is a lucky man. Thanks JR..pffff!
Its North Carolina... so here we go with a badass match.. At least this wedding reception shit has toned down finally.
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy and they come out at the same time...WTF? They throw the wedding cake on Chavo. HE somehow miraculously gets no cake on him though... This better be better than the last time these two hooked up. Jeff didnt want to wrestle Matt and he was higher than Amy Winehouse so the match sucked. This should be somewhat decent though. Jeffs wearing his green wetsuit tonight with his tripp jeans. He hits a whisper in the wind and Jeff takes control early, but you know this will be back and forth. If they didnt have a tag match that was later in the night in which they win I would think these guys are starting to not like each other... ouch missed swanton. Matt moonsault then La Familia comes out to be retarded and ruin what woulda been an awesome match. Edge spears both brothers and theres still 22 minutes left of the show. La Familia stands in the ring raised arms and now I know im doing shots at the bar. Commercial... thank god Im PISSED!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ACTUAL WRESTLING ON THESE SHOWS!!! TOO MUCH BS!!
Heres more wedding shit... more boos and a waste of time. The middle of the show was so good why ruin it now!!!??
Edge feels shit in the cockals of his heart for Vickie...Cockals que Beavis and Butthead. huhuhuh hehehe... Highlight video of this shit angle and more Edge looking grossed out when kissing Vickie. I hope the rating for this hits ECW level cuz the beginning and ending of this shit is the worst thing I've ever seen on a wrestling show period. Give me Taskmaster, give me Glacier something... give me Buff Bagwell... Oh well we get HHH interupting with a wedding gift.
Gift one: Edge with the wedding planner on a retarded homevideo putting his mack on. He smells the wedding planner and calls it "angels harmonizing on a dewy morning". Then complains of his "trapazoid" muscle hahaha. She rubs it and he complains "its getting stiffer".... Edge gets pissed sends La Familia after HHH
Gift two: Sledge Hammer - stops La Familia.. back to gift one.
Edge was told to shop at Layne Bryant for fat girl gear hahahahha! Ok this has gotten better.
Gift Three: The grey fat woman granny panties Vickie wears.
Edge makes out with the wedding planner and is officially a cheating bastard... nice it did get better THANK GOD THIS WAS ROUGH!!
Second time in two weeks Smackdown ends with Vickie screaming/crying
Post show thoughts: It started off horrible but in the end I give this show a C +. The matches werent awful... and the end got funny.
Oh god I forgot its the Vickie and Edge wedding tonight... HELP!!! Maybe I SHOULD go to the bar. Highlights of these two shitheads and their love open the show. Its funny how obvious it is that Edge is grossed out by kissing Vickie.
Earlier today in the wedding... Chavo fakes out that he lost the ring. Big drink of beer for me. They are now married already and tonights the reception. La Familia is official and Ive never seen a wedding dress look so.. whats the words Im looking for? WHITE AND HUGE! Chavos best man speech is making me suicidal. Ill toast the bride and groom until Im hammered cuz this is aweful. Edge says Vickie loves her "action in more ways than one" I just threw up in my mouth. Hornswaggles music hits...more vomit.
Finlay and Hornswaggle vs. Ryder and Hawkins in tuxedos w/ Special guest referee Edge.. Edge throws the Shilaylay into the crowd and here we go. Foley claims he cant tell whose Hawkins and whose Ryder cuz of the tuxedos hahaha. Then he uses the phrase "me so horney" for Hornswaggle. Edge spears Finlay and The Edgeguys pin him its over. Throw this match away it sucked.. Now Edge and Vickie dance for the first time as a wedded couple with live singers. Dont even boo this shit just ignore it live crowd! HAHAHA Big Show interupts the dance and cuts in on Edge. Edge gets pissed and Show has a match next...
Kovlov with unecessary music, The Great Khali, MVP and Shelton Benjamin vs. Big Show... Handicapped match as in you have to be retarded to enjoy it. Shelton starts off and Im gonna go on a limb and say Show will win this one. Shows getting pummeled after the bell rings to end the match, for God knows what reason. Khali gives a treelike chokeslam (?? JR) and no winner is declared whatsoever. Was this even supposed to be a match? Another waste of time, I have a feeling at 10 I wont need to go to the bar.
-This show is off to a VERY BAD start after the first quarter!
Now Vickie is in the ring... "Excuse ME!!" She has the wrong kind of heat.. the kind where people just dont even want to see/hear her at all. Oh great its time to throw her bouquet. Michelle McCool gets tossed for attacking FemAnvil. Vickie throws it and no one catches it but Cherry grabs it. Which apparently means we get a Cherry vs. Natalya match for it. I just thought of this... no wheelchair Vickie?? Cherry has huge hits!! Nattie sharpshooter.. Nattie wins. Then Vickie starts a match against Cherry and instantly pins her. GAY GAY GAY!!
Jimmy Wang Yang fresh off the wellness suspension vs. new and flashier heel Spanky I mean Brian Kendrick. He has a brickwall looking black man bodyguard named Ezekial. The wedding party eats... Kendrick with no shorts and longer hair. Decent match with Kendrick going for submission holds... I love Yang he flies beautifully. Ezekial gives Spanky the advantage as he does a nice flippy thingy ddt for the win. Then puts his gay flashy coat back on (THAT HAS CLAW MARKS IN THE BACK!)
Mr. Kennedy getting major pops as he calls for it. I swear him and Jeff Hardy are the future.
Kennedy vs. Umaga - Umaga (jobber to the stars) uses his power game nicely but Kennedy is back to not being lazy in the ring. Umaga controls most of the match. Can his Samoan spike be considered deadly if no one has died from it? Boring nerve hold from Umaga...Kennedy takes a nap mid ring, but he does that shaking power thing to make sure he doesnt get a three count by being passed out.. but Umaga takes control right back. Great more nerve holding... Finally Kennedy offense after a failed headbut by Umaga.. then an enziguri-like roundhouse. But the Samoan spike gets Mr. Kennedy. Umaga wins.. damn that was a good match for what it was.
Edge is the new Slim Jim spokesman... the company just must have a thing for rasslers. OOOOOHHHH YEAH!!! The commercial is wretched!
John Morrison and That guy from The Real World on MTV vs. Jesse and Festus... YESSSS!!! FESTUS!!! One of the best tag teams taking on a tag team with John Morrison this match should be fun. Oh lord the bell rang and Festus is ready to kill someone but Jesse starts off against Morrison. Festus gets tagged in quickly and does a Kane like chop to the neck.. I wonder why? HAHA! The Miz is more retarded than Festus...and a bore to watch in the ring. Can you believe Festus is only 24? Seriously not kidding. Great match until Miz does his little reality check thingy for the win after Festus kills Morrison on the outside. Damn shame here. Miz is about as good as cold can of beefaroni, I wish he was still wearing that rodeo clown outfit.
More Raw highlights cuz ya didnt get enough of those during ECW. At least its only once during this show...I think. Again attempted murder and no mention of Cena's condition on this show.
Theres the mention.. he avoided disaster and is a lucky man. Thanks JR..pffff!
Its North Carolina... so here we go with a badass match.. At least this wedding reception shit has toned down finally.
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy and they come out at the same time...WTF? They throw the wedding cake on Chavo. HE somehow miraculously gets no cake on him though... This better be better than the last time these two hooked up. Jeff didnt want to wrestle Matt and he was higher than Amy Winehouse so the match sucked. This should be somewhat decent though. Jeffs wearing his green wetsuit tonight with his tripp jeans. He hits a whisper in the wind and Jeff takes control early, but you know this will be back and forth. If they didnt have a tag match that was later in the night in which they win I would think these guys are starting to not like each other... ouch missed swanton. Matt moonsault then La Familia comes out to be retarded and ruin what woulda been an awesome match. Edge spears both brothers and theres still 22 minutes left of the show. La Familia stands in the ring raised arms and now I know im doing shots at the bar. Commercial... thank god Im PISSED!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ACTUAL WRESTLING ON THESE SHOWS!!! TOO MUCH BS!!
Heres more wedding shit... more boos and a waste of time. The middle of the show was so good why ruin it now!!!??
Edge feels shit in the cockals of his heart for Vickie...Cockals que Beavis and Butthead. huhuhuh hehehe... Highlight video of this shit angle and more Edge looking grossed out when kissing Vickie. I hope the rating for this hits ECW level cuz the beginning and ending of this shit is the worst thing I've ever seen on a wrestling show period. Give me Taskmaster, give me Glacier something... give me Buff Bagwell... Oh well we get HHH interupting with a wedding gift.
Gift one: Edge with the wedding planner on a retarded homevideo putting his mack on. He smells the wedding planner and calls it "angels harmonizing on a dewy morning". Then complains of his "trapazoid" muscle hahaha. She rubs it and he complains "its getting stiffer".... Edge gets pissed sends La Familia after HHH
Gift two: Sledge Hammer - stops La Familia.. back to gift one.
Edge was told to shop at Layne Bryant for fat girl gear hahahahha! Ok this has gotten better.
Gift Three: The grey fat woman granny panties Vickie wears.
Edge makes out with the wedding planner and is officially a cheating bastard... nice it did get better THANK GOD THIS WAS ROUGH!!
Second time in two weeks Smackdown ends with Vickie screaming/crying
Post show thoughts: It started off horrible but in the end I give this show a C +. The matches werent awful... and the end got funny.
TNA Impact!.. yes we review this shit!
The show opens without me because I was busy finishing a game of Halo. When I get there Booker T is wearing a coat made of dog fur and face to face with Samoa Joe who is dressed well for the first time ever. WHY IS BOOKER HOLDING THE TNA TITLE!!!???
Ohhh Joe is still the champ but Sharmell made the three count when the ref was knocked out by STING of all fuckers. Cornett wants to take the title away from Booker but Joe insists Booker holds it because he knows he can get it back. Joe really wanted Sting to comeout and show himself to explain his actions but to no avail...LAME!! Bad ideas like this are why TNA is the turd that it is. Oh and Kevin Nash looks like a bouncer.
Beer money comes out and claims that they are going to whip everyone they can with their little belt thingys. Cuz they are mad at how LAX beat them. Come on give Roode a better angle to work with here TNA writers. They end up beating production staff, Hector Guerrero and anyone they could find.
Kaz vs. Little Peety Pump Williams.... Kaz is boring. Let me say that again KAZ IS BOOOORIIING!! I hate him and wish he could do on the mic what he does in the ring. Williams wins via the best finisher in the business.
The Dudleys and Angle come to the ring in lame Sting consutumes. Bubba Ray or Brother Ray or whatever looks ridiculous cuz his face is so fat that the mask bearly covers his face... Funny that sting has nothing to do with any of this. Cage, Styles and Rhinocerous come out and the heels challenge them to a tables elimination match for next week and also try to kiss Stings ass to join their little click of has beens. Funny how Styles ditched Christian for Angle earlier in the year only to be back teaming with him. BAD BAD BAD.
I didnt realize they still had that Super Eric shit going on.. Him, Curry man and Shark Boy have a huddle about god knows what. Who really cares its just ridiculous and funny on all three accounts.
Matt Morgan comes out and squashes Jimmy Rave... then Lance Hoyt comes out and claims his new name is Lance Rock only to get schooled himself by Morgan. Not bad here.. good idea to give Morgan the rub. TNA is actually building someone decent up.. I like it. Too bad hes gonna be on American Gladiators under the name The Beast cuz thats a retarded name. For once thats not TNAs fault though.
Booker T got to pick his opponet tonight and give someone their first shot at the TNA title. He looks at a book for of opponets and I notice Black Reign in there and laugh. He choses Black Carlito Consequences Creed. Yawn. He then claims it will be a stretcher match.. Oh fucking joy.
Now a Knockouts Royal Rumble style battle royale for number one contender for the Knockouts title... Wheres AWesome Kong? that is won by VELVET SKY!!??
I like this it makes Sky look better than she is and it sets up a title match that can be won by Taylor Wylde cleanly in her first defense.
Sonjay Dutt vs. Eric Young vs Johnny Devine... Not good not bad. I like Sonjay alot he wins the match. Then Blackcho Man Jay Lethal comesout to attack Sonjay only to have SoCal Val try to break up the fight. Sonjay grabs a chair and Val storms off. Sonjay hits the ring post with the chair then tosses the chair to Lethal.. Val turns around and is disgusted. Hilarious. This angle has been going for a while and I for one dont mind that one bit.
Main Event: Booker T vs. Consequences Creed... I didnt watch this so I have no comment but from what I read Joe came out of the emergency vehicle to get revenge on Booker. WOW BIG SURPRISE. As long as Worthless Creed didnt win Im happy.
Ohhh Joe is still the champ but Sharmell made the three count when the ref was knocked out by STING of all fuckers. Cornett wants to take the title away from Booker but Joe insists Booker holds it because he knows he can get it back. Joe really wanted Sting to comeout and show himself to explain his actions but to no avail...LAME!! Bad ideas like this are why TNA is the turd that it is. Oh and Kevin Nash looks like a bouncer.
Beer money comes out and claims that they are going to whip everyone they can with their little belt thingys. Cuz they are mad at how LAX beat them. Come on give Roode a better angle to work with here TNA writers. They end up beating production staff, Hector Guerrero and anyone they could find.
Kaz vs. Little Peety Pump Williams.... Kaz is boring. Let me say that again KAZ IS BOOOORIIING!! I hate him and wish he could do on the mic what he does in the ring. Williams wins via the best finisher in the business.
The Dudleys and Angle come to the ring in lame Sting consutumes. Bubba Ray or Brother Ray or whatever looks ridiculous cuz his face is so fat that the mask bearly covers his face... Funny that sting has nothing to do with any of this. Cage, Styles and Rhinocerous come out and the heels challenge them to a tables elimination match for next week and also try to kiss Stings ass to join their little click of has beens. Funny how Styles ditched Christian for Angle earlier in the year only to be back teaming with him. BAD BAD BAD.
I didnt realize they still had that Super Eric shit going on.. Him, Curry man and Shark Boy have a huddle about god knows what. Who really cares its just ridiculous and funny on all three accounts.
Matt Morgan comes out and squashes Jimmy Rave... then Lance Hoyt comes out and claims his new name is Lance Rock only to get schooled himself by Morgan. Not bad here.. good idea to give Morgan the rub. TNA is actually building someone decent up.. I like it. Too bad hes gonna be on American Gladiators under the name The Beast cuz thats a retarded name. For once thats not TNAs fault though.
Booker T got to pick his opponet tonight and give someone their first shot at the TNA title. He looks at a book for of opponets and I notice Black Reign in there and laugh. He choses Black Carlito Consequences Creed. Yawn. He then claims it will be a stretcher match.. Oh fucking joy.
Now a Knockouts Royal Rumble style battle royale for number one contender for the Knockouts title... Wheres AWesome Kong? that is won by VELVET SKY!!??
I like this it makes Sky look better than she is and it sets up a title match that can be won by Taylor Wylde cleanly in her first defense.
Sonjay Dutt vs. Eric Young vs Johnny Devine... Not good not bad. I like Sonjay alot he wins the match. Then Blackcho Man Jay Lethal comesout to attack Sonjay only to have SoCal Val try to break up the fight. Sonjay grabs a chair and Val storms off. Sonjay hits the ring post with the chair then tosses the chair to Lethal.. Val turns around and is disgusted. Hilarious. This angle has been going for a while and I for one dont mind that one bit.
Main Event: Booker T vs. Consequences Creed... I didnt watch this so I have no comment but from what I read Joe came out of the emergency vehicle to get revenge on Booker. WOW BIG SURPRISE. As long as Worthless Creed didnt win Im happy.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
ECW on Scifi this week
These blogs will get better as time goes on but since were in the beta phase of this wrestling blog theres no pictures yet and the format isnt what it will be. Expect a podcast to follow... This is indeed a work in progress.
This show opens with Tony Atlas explaining why he sided with the Silverback Mark Henry last week. He claims that its an honor to carry the fat muscle mans bags because hes the worlds strongest champ and pays well. Then we get an exhibition of how Henry and all his largeness can bend frying pans. Yes there were a bunch of frying pans in a WWE ring that were not Big Shows hands. Then Tommy Dreamer comes out and claims hes been working out and want to give frying pan bending a shot. Oh god help me... this match shouldnt even be on a PPV. Dreamer tries and the only thing that bends is my interest in this show. Then he smashes it over Henrys cranium E-C- nevermind.
Next up is the match of the night!!!! Just kidding its Mike Knox vs. Shannon Moore. Moore actually gets some offense in because they are here in North Carolina. Hometown guys gotta wrestle at home. Anyway Knox wins and no one cares about him. He looks like the Snitsky before the brown teeth. God I hate Mike Knox, I hope he leaves some steriods in the ring on accident sometime so he will just go away.
Chavo Guerrero vs. Evan Bourne (Matt Sydal) - Bam Neely is ringside and does nothing as Bourne hits the best shooting star press in the buisness and Bourne wins. Bourne's promo that was shown was wretched. He appears to be the second coming of Shelton Benjamin with more high flying. Chavo did all of his lucha shit in this match too and it was actually not horrible. Which says alot when it involves Kerwin White. Bourne is awesome to watch in the ring.
Colin Delany is backstage and the silver back and Atlas come walking by to claim that Colins ok in their book because he had nothing to do with Dreamer and the frying pan. Then Henry changes his mind instantly and does what everyone does to Colin. They walk away as Colin is in his famous pose on the ground in pain and coughing...thats what hes on the payroll for anyway so there you have it.
2 recaps of Raw tonight... wow they must need filler. Mike Adamle is extra quiet tonight.. which means the shows not that bad.
Main Event time and we are in North Carolina so we get a Hardy Boys reunion. The Hardy Boys vs. Miz and Morrison. This was a solid match, back and fourth which is what Id expect from 3 great wrestlers and a reality show guy. Sorry Miz you will always suck in my book. Hardys win with a sneak attack swanton when the ref wasnt looking. The two commercials durin the match was a bit much though.
This show opens with Tony Atlas explaining why he sided with the Silverback Mark Henry last week. He claims that its an honor to carry the fat muscle mans bags because hes the worlds strongest champ and pays well. Then we get an exhibition of how Henry and all his largeness can bend frying pans. Yes there were a bunch of frying pans in a WWE ring that were not Big Shows hands. Then Tommy Dreamer comes out and claims hes been working out and want to give frying pan bending a shot. Oh god help me... this match shouldnt even be on a PPV. Dreamer tries and the only thing that bends is my interest in this show. Then he smashes it over Henrys cranium E-C- nevermind.
Next up is the match of the night!!!! Just kidding its Mike Knox vs. Shannon Moore. Moore actually gets some offense in because they are here in North Carolina. Hometown guys gotta wrestle at home. Anyway Knox wins and no one cares about him. He looks like the Snitsky before the brown teeth. God I hate Mike Knox, I hope he leaves some steriods in the ring on accident sometime so he will just go away.
Chavo Guerrero vs. Evan Bourne (Matt Sydal) - Bam Neely is ringside and does nothing as Bourne hits the best shooting star press in the buisness and Bourne wins. Bourne's promo that was shown was wretched. He appears to be the second coming of Shelton Benjamin with more high flying. Chavo did all of his lucha shit in this match too and it was actually not horrible. Which says alot when it involves Kerwin White. Bourne is awesome to watch in the ring.
Colin Delany is backstage and the silver back and Atlas come walking by to claim that Colins ok in their book because he had nothing to do with Dreamer and the frying pan. Then Henry changes his mind instantly and does what everyone does to Colin. They walk away as Colin is in his famous pose on the ground in pain and coughing...thats what hes on the payroll for anyway so there you have it.
2 recaps of Raw tonight... wow they must need filler. Mike Adamle is extra quiet tonight.. which means the shows not that bad.
Main Event time and we are in North Carolina so we get a Hardy Boys reunion. The Hardy Boys vs. Miz and Morrison. This was a solid match, back and fourth which is what Id expect from 3 great wrestlers and a reality show guy. Sorry Miz you will always suck in my book. Hardys win with a sneak attack swanton when the ref wasnt looking. The two commercials durin the match was a bit much though.
Labels:
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