Raw is attempted murder

This is late but better late than no review at all.. Raw this week wasnt a total wreck until the end of the show. I have to say I was enjoying it up until that whole retared attempted murder on Cena from JBL. I wouldnt have a problem with it considering all the past stuff thats happend with cars and people being smashed by them. But JBL and Cena do not deliver good matches against each other. That mania match a few years ago... big stinker and this whole program will probably be the same damn thing. Anyway Im going to ignore the ending and focus on the decent stuff.

Right after the warning from Stephanie and Shane the anarchy continued with Shawn and Jericho. I really like how their fued is going sure its another rehashed fued like Cena and Jibble but this one involves two guys who work well in the ring together.

Katie Lea vs. Mickie James... this match seemed like filler but it really was just used to set up the next match. Nothing special in this match except the eye candy factor as of course Mickie won no surprise there. I like Lea and think she adds something to the divas roster. Why did Kofi come in to save Mickie though? Kinda makes no sense shouldnt that be Cena if anyone? Oh well its WWE it rarely makes sense. One thing that was great was Kofis pants falling right off when he came in to save Mickie from the Birchill and the bitch slapping Katie Lea was about to deliver.

Kofi Kingston vs. Paul Birchill - I like Kofi anyone who can just jump to the top ropes is awesome in my book. I dont know if this is setting up for a long feud with these two or what. Another match that didnt make alot of sense to me. I guess Kofis gotta have someone whose chasing after his gold prop or maybe just maybe the IC title is gonna start to be defended more often.. we can only hope

Santino delivered the line of the night when Kane asked him where CM Punk was and hes said "did you check-a the pepsi machine". HE declared he had an open challege for the evening too.. Not a good idea Santino.

Kane's carrying around a sack with something in it.. Hopefully its his old mask. Just when you think an answer to the "is he alive or dead?" question from last week is gonna get answered it doesnt.

Santino's open challenge is answered by... Beth Phoenix who channels Chyna and destroys Santino. At one point it might be smart to let this guy win a match.. Hes the best guy on the mic in the WWE. Use him to a better capacity please! The man has lost matches to a leprachaun, a woman and a Z list celebrity now. Come on! Even his in ring commentary is hilarious this week we got stuff like "I-a have-a the power of a man".

Kelly Kelly comes out to wrestle in the assless chaps or whatever they are and threatens to ruin Raw with three womens matches but thats when Rhodes and Dibiase come out to tell her to get the fuck on. Raw is anarchy they can do that. Then they begin to talk themselves up when all of a sudden "HOOOOOOOOO!" Hacksaw and his wood comes out. Hacksaw claims he knew their fathers well and they need to pay their dues. Thats when the tag team champs ripped into Hackasaw harder than a fat guy whose hold a can of sour cream and onion Pringles. They rip on his gym shorts, his old wood and the fact that he is trying to relive the earlier sucess that he had that wasnt so successful. Then they explain that Stone cold once said "if you dont have what it takes to be the champ, you shouldnt be in the WWE" they sad Hacksaw if he honestly believes if he has what it takes? Hes almost in tears, poor Duggan... hes like a sad teddy bear. Then they totally ignore him as JBL gets on the titantron and asks them to be JBLs partners against Cena and Cryme Tyme tonight. They accept and later Hacksaw commits suicide..j/k

CM Punk vs. Kane... ends in count out win for Punk. He is not getting a strong champ push so far. Kane still has his little baggy and freaks out after the loss by tossing chairs into the ring. Kane then starts beating the crap out of Punk and puts his head in between the back of the chair and the seat. Batista comes out to save Punk. Then Punk offers a handshake Batista dont like that.. he claims he wants the belt. Then pats Punk on the face.. Punk no like that and shoves Batista. Punk takes a spinebuster that is that.

Paul London vs. Chris Jericho - Cade and Jericho make a nice combo... London gets some offense in this but its obviously Jericho who gets the win. After the match he tells London to rethink his image and ways cuz Jericho has taken the right path. Michaels than shows up to preach. Blah.

Jaime Noble hitting on Layla and Snitsky whose extra ugly this week with two black eyes, comes to him and is cranky. He needs a drink of toilet water. So Noble claims to prove his worth to Layla against Snitsky. He drags her to the ring with him and gets destroyed by brown teeth and Layla leaves confused.

Main Event- Cena and Cryme Tyme vs. JBL, Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes. Good decently lengthy match it surprised me until that ending. Cena and Cryme Tyme win.. then the backstage attempted murder where Jibble trys to hit Cena with a car. But Cena has gotten away somehow.. oh snap.

I liked this show up until that ending... Why does WWE always do this?